Fred Garbutt
October 2, 2015
Hey, Marcella. Nice to see you again, I hear you'll be in town a few days this time
(A train rolls by, I count the cars: 157)
I forget if we met on internet
I am on internet, study @Astros, a baseball team that rlly knows how to ply
Did we meet through Harry? err... Dipset..?
Maybe Conway, errrr..... Harold? What highschool did u go to again?
The @Astros are in town next week
Baseball is the best, @Astros tm is best.
@Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros @Astros
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## God said brontosaurus' feet hurt when He stepped.
* I asked if stegasaurus was lame like a turtle. "not pet rocks"
* Biggest thing to fly? "Couch"
* What did Neanderthals think about? "Warmth"
* Hardest part in evolution? Getting monkey mothers to hold babies for nursing. Smother is a problem.
## Happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"
* Other interesting point in evolution? "Fish shoulders."
* What makes horse happy? "Call of open range"
* Which is better orangutang or chimp? "Species exhibit similar glory"
* What makes otters happy? "Eternal skies"
* What makes my birds happy? "Gnawing"
## What are my birds saying? "chanting"
* God's favorite animals are bears, then elephants.
* What makes elephants happy? "baths"
* What do elephants think about? "skin hunger"
* What makes bears happy? "reaping depends"
* What's your favorite color? "Jude" Jade blue like ice bergs
* Hawking should use his nose if his muscle fails. Blow on candle. Said gets burned though.
* Bent wormholes have echoes.